Thursday, 17 March 2011
Friday, 4 March 2011
Context: John Mayer
Y'know when you release something out there that just doesn't cut the mustard because of its timing. John Mayer ("rocker") does now. He was reported to have...
"encouraged several ladies to put down their glasses of sparkling wine and take tequila shots with him during a bash at the Boom Boom Room inside N.Y.'s Standard Hotel following a Cinema Society screening of Happythankyoumoreplease." - PEOPLE.comNow in any light that isn't exactly pushing the fucking boat out. I've had more mental nights round my Nan's with a 51-deck of cards. And she's dead! But on top of that, this news comes at a time when...well you all know where this is going...
Even in this (let's face it) timid example, we have a limp story of Mayer encouraging a couple of tarts to put down the bubbly whilst Charlie Sheen posts a picture up on twitter of a porn star picking up a drink with the word "Naked" on it!!
And we all know what that's shorthand for: shafting her dirtpipe whilst slapping tigerblood across her canastas. And the photographer's...who was probably his estranged kid's Nanny or his drug dealer's proxy...who's boss is probably Juan Manuel Santos him-fucking-self. Who was probably there and got in on that charliecokecock as well. Gay?! I bet they were still filming with that very camera and Sheen just looked up scarlet faced, leant over the counter and pulled them into the mess by the scruff of the neck. They had no choice. He has no time to consider their gender, status or all that transcendental shit. He's tri-winning.
And then afterwards he would have made all their bottoms better using cocaine as talcum powder.
You see, where all other celebrities have "apologised unreservedly" for their behaviour when they were say, caught with a hooker, or tested positive for drugs, Charlie's come out and said, "Yeah, so fucking what? It's fucking awesome." And what does the whole (male) world do? PRAISE HIM LIKE A GOD!! Because we are pathetic, instinct fuelled wankers who just want to be as much of a cunt as he is.
Christ, and this is meant to be a strictly picture based blog...
And we all know what that's shorthand for: shafting her dirtpipe whilst slapping tigerblood across her canastas. And the photographer's...who was probably his estranged kid's Nanny or his drug dealer's proxy...who's boss is probably Juan Manuel Santos him-fucking-self. Who was probably there and got in on that charliecokecock as well. Gay?! I bet they were still filming with that very camera and Sheen just looked up scarlet faced, leant over the counter and pulled them into the mess by the scruff of the neck. They had no choice. He has no time to consider their gender, status or all that transcendental shit. He's tri-winning.
And then afterwards he would have made all their bottoms better using cocaine as talcum powder.
You see, where all other celebrities have "apologised unreservedly" for their behaviour when they were say, caught with a hooker, or tested positive for drugs, Charlie's come out and said, "Yeah, so fucking what? It's fucking awesome." And what does the whole (male) world do? PRAISE HIM LIKE A GOD!! Because we are pathetic, instinct fuelled wankers who just want to be as much of a cunt as he is.
Christ, and this is meant to be a strictly picture based blog...
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
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